Pirates of the Carribean has no plot; it does have Johnny Depp, amongst others. Pennelope Cruz acts postmodern. Jeffrey Rush’s pirate seems 1950’s-greed, shough, and evil. Keith Richards never went to the Fountain of Youth.The Brits and the Spanish armada. What’s the difference between pirate and a privateer? Ok. What is the difference between a banker, the Federal Reserve, Goldman Sacks, and the Congress? Wait. So, you don’t want to know when you will die, eh. You live closer to the present than most.